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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

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British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

"Thanks, but I don't want to have sex"

"Nope, no more booze for me"

"Sorry, but you're not really my type"

"Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?"

"Oh I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing...."
 

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