During his first professional bullfight, the entire audience AND the bull fell asleep;
His mother has a tattoo that says "not my son";
Whenever he tries to shave, the stubble always wins;
He was the person the flight attendants forgot to wake up after the flight...before the aircraft was retired to the desert.
He's the most uninteresting man in the world.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's a 40 ounce hi-gravity malt liquor...stay thirsty my friends".