today was st patrick's day, Whoever is DRIVING DRUNK will see the end of a goat-raisin whether or not a shellmouth is playing the violin.  The laundry was set on larry's crouton bicycle, so if mount everest ever decides that his foot ankle is a fraud, we will reccomend rotating your lugnuts so the coolant doesant fabreeze-iate. If the left front bush is not there, my car is gonna have to piddle on a cow fat, 

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.....and then "larry" rode his bicycle down to the convention, although the beef wasent for-cucumber-bail, they awarded him with ONE splintered pretzel hole... (freezers are reccomended)