Yesterday, some Jehovah's witness hags came up to my home to try and fill me with their chicken shit fairytail bullshit.  I opened the door only to greet the fatass lady with the metal end of my iron tipped boot.  I kicked that bitch in the saggy she-hole so hard she couldn't even woddle her 80 year old ass back to the minivan. Her century-old accomplice had to act as a crutch in order to travel back to the car.  Hopefully that gave them the fucking message