Things Pondered but never Explained

20 Random things, that may be never awnsered

1. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?

2. Butterflies in stomach,  Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?

3. Why do your feet swell on airplanes?

-4. How can there be self-help groups?

5.  If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?

6. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

7. Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?

8.How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears?” It’s a ligiet question damit!”

9. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

10 Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?

11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

12. Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

13.Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?

14. Do toilet seats really protect us from anything?

15. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

16. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder?

17. Why is Greenland white?

18. How can there be multiple Final Fantasies

19. What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

20. What was the best thing before sliced bread?




Uploaded 09/12/2008
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