I've been watching Food Network lately, and had a couple good ideas that I think people might get a kick out of.
1. Iron Chef America
No, not because I think I'd win, but because it'd be awesome to see what the judges say about my food. Mind you, I'm pretty much retarded when it comes to cooking, so a secret ingredient of lemons for example would yield A> lemon slices, B> home made lemonaid prepared by squeezing lemon juice into a glass of water, C> macaroni and cheese from a box with a lemon wedge on the edge of the bowl, D> a lemon cut in half, and E> steamed lemon peels. If I could pull it off and present these to the judges without cracking a smile, I'm sure their responses would be priceless.
2. Throwdown with Bobby Flay
For some reason, the concept of this show really cracks me up. You've got Bobby Flay, a well-known and highly respected professional chef, who basically goes around the country and challenges people to a cook-off of their signiature dishes and gets his ass kicked pretty much everywhere he goes (which I'm sure they plan because no one wants to see the hometown hero lose). Just once I'd like him to show up at my house and challenge me to a hotdog sandwich throwdown. Then, when I win, Flay finally has a meltdown and ends up stabbing me because he's sick of losing.