Ug said flum "I want Run" Flum grunted he said "I want Run" They scratch belly. "my cave be big" "my hunt best" they scratch heads. "We share Run." The men shared some meat they grilled on the fire. A offering of acceptance of a great idea. Run appeared from bushes. Her boobies were so huge and her muscles were tight like a gazelle, strengthened from years running from predators. She had intelligence but a selfish motive. Yet, she fained to be an idiot. "Ug, Flum, want eat" They shared food. "Ug big muscle. Flum big club" The two lost all friendship. Competition was pumping in their veins, one another was a animal attacking the village. The two raised wooden stumps. About to fight. They instead conked her on the head and proceeded to gang bang that bitch. While they ran the train on her they even exchanged high fives. Then america made it illegal to hit bitches. Dammit obama.