JULIE and AW SMITH are in a living room. JULIE is wearing a American Flag Bikini while sitting on the couch, and AW SMITH is wearing a three piece suit. AW SMITH has already removed his white shirt, and tie. He has yet to remove his $300 shoes, $100 belt, and $500 custom fitted pants.
JULIE: Oh your bad, yes you are!
AW SMITH: (raising the roof & skipping around) I'M BAD! Oh yeah! Are you recording this?
JULIE: Yeah the red light is on. Oh you have moves (makes growling noise). Go to the pantry and get the syrup.
AW SMITH: OK.
AW SMITH walks to the pantry, grabs the syrup, and returns to the living room.
JULIE: Now, pour it all over you.
AW SMITH: Oh yeah!
JULIE: I always know how to get you sticky.
JULIE walks over to wear AW SMITH is standing, and proceeds to lick the syrup off his chest.
AW SMITH: Now that is sexy, I dont care who you are.
JULIE: (makes growling noise)
AW SMITH: What do you say we take it to the next level?
JULIE: What is the next level?
AW SMITH: It involves me and you in the bedroom, minus the clothing, but adding in the sheets.
JULIE: You mean sex?
AW SMITH: YES!
JULIE slaps AW SMITH across the face.
JULIE: I was having a fun time on our first date, but I do not have sex on the first time mister. I will be reporting this to the GOP Girls at our next meeting.
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