Unexpected Result.

Dropped off my wife in front of the drug store this morning, then parked across from the disabled parking spots. In rolls a Chinese couple with child into the disabled spot. They looked quite healthy so I looked for a disability sticker, but could not find one. Perhaps my view was blocked or I missed it? The driver put on his four way flashers, to which I concluded, "Yea, he's bogus." 

It didn't matter, there were three other open disabled spots and if the guy hurries up, no harm no foul. People coming out of the store, of course, scan the vehicle for a sticker, not seeing one give a dirty look to the passenger.  I don't know how things are in your neck of the woods, but here in Ottawa Chinese drivers are notoriously bad drivers and demonstrate a lack of courtesy when driving. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike Chinese people, they just are either too anxious or lack some spatial intelligence when it comes to driving.  Even my son's driving instructor warned him to be extra cautious when Chinese driven vehicles are near.

While the driver is in the store, out walks an incredibly gorgeous lady with long brown hair, a short leather coat and tight designer jeans. She gives the passenger a dirty look as she tries to arrange her wallet and papers back into her purse. As she titillatingly strolls past the car, I see what looks like a slip of paper escape from her grasp and flutter under the car. 

She is unaware and continues. I roll down my window and call out to her, " Excuse me, I'm not sure if it is important, but you dropped something that went under that car." To my surprise, she was quite concerned, turned her sweet little bum around and bent right over in front of me. It was marvellous. I felt good and bad at the same time. She didn't see anything from her standing bent over position, so she got down on all fours and started to circle the car. It was quite the show. I thought to myself, I could do this every time I'm sitting outside a store and a hot lady walks by. I won't though, I'm not that bad.

The driver finally exits the store, shocked and embarrassed as to why some lady is looking under his auto mobile, as he is illegally parked, quickly leaves the scene as the pretty young lady tries to explain herself.  There on the pavement was a piece of paper, she examines it, but looks disappointed. I feel somewhat embarrassed and amused at the same time. She thanks me with a bit of a scorn and drives away.  


Uploaded 03/11/2012
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