Please aloow me to crack my knuckles.  Its Mass Hate Bloggin' Time.

Blee.  Dont be honored that this is your first hate blog.  I picked a comment at random and picked a fight.  You happened to be the one.  Dildo.  16 years old and you have Ivy League schools competeing for admission.  Thats bullshit.  Schools rarely compete for a students admission because it is illegal to do so.  Any offer pertaining more than an academic scholarship is against federal law.  Even if they all want you to attend, it cant much of a competition if they all offer the same thing.  As far as your stock trades go, do you watch the news?  Everything has crashed.  Nobody is making anything right now.  Your precious Merrill Lynch lost 20 Billion last week alone.  If there are losing money, how are you making it?  Also, when you use a term like "Five Figures"  it screams bullshit.  I seriously doubt that a 16 year old punk is trying to modest when he is bragging to someone he doesnt even know.  Besides anyone making 12 dollars an hour made Five Figures in the past six months.  Finally, you have to be 18 to trade stocks because stock trading requires signing legally binding contracts even with electronic signitures on the web.  If you are trading you are breaking federal law.  All your earnings would be forfeited and you will go to jail when you file for the taxes.  

My mother died giving birth to me so you must be talking about my step mom.  Trophy wife bitch for which I have no respect.

Internships are slave labor.  They are in no way required to pay you nor does it gaurantee employment in any form.  Do really think that they would trust real money to someone that isnt even on the payroll.  You said yourself a family friend is giving you the job which means you are not smart you are recieving a handout.  You are going to be a data entry bitch. 

Lastly, Im not leaving.  That is what is so great about the internet.  You cant silence me.  I still think you are the dumb one because I title my blogs with dont read this and you do anyway.

WhyNot.  Your next.  You rule, keep that shit coming.

Portolet.  This one will be good.  I will start with your avatar and go from there.  What the Fuck is that thing.  Looks like something my dog would kill on a tuesday morning.  I created an account out of bordem, not to call someone out.  I started a fight because I think that its fun.  Do you really think that I am petty enough to seriously get pissed over some miniscule typo?  i dont think anyone is that petty.  Except maybe you.  Back to my original point.  You said nobody does this.  I did.  It may be dumb but I have you all dancing to my fiddle.  Why cant I instantly post a blog.  Why cant a pick a fight three days later.  This is my first time doing this shit.  Unlike you.  Mega Dicklicking Dork that needs to feel smart because people like beat him up when he was younger.  Either way I appreciate your hatred in life towards all around you.  Someone as bitter as you is hard to come by these days.  Dont kill yourself, you are a rare bread.  No wait, kill yourself.  Dildo.

Bohankeeton.  You are a fucking people pleasing cum guzzling dildo licking I want to be the moderator puss bag that your mom shit out after being fucked by jimmy buffet.  dumbass.

Joelp76.  Go away, this is not your fight retard.  Unless you want some.  being cool with these guys is like being the coolest kid with Downs Syndrome.  You suck at life regardless.

Ellimem, What the fuck kind of name is this.  I dont know whether to address you or take my own life on account of your own stupidity.  Suck my Ball Sack Bitch

You are all fucking Dildo's.

Because I know it pisses you off, Kaneecheewaa Bithces.