Middle America.  In a perfect a world if someone could get what’s coming to them, it would be Middle America.

Middle America screws up the whole damn system.  You think you are so special because you have all these electoral votes and have more red states than blue.  When you put one of your people in office you think you can impose all your beliefs on everyone else, pass dumb ass laws, and keep thinking the trickle down theory is going to work (never has and never will). Then when shit gets fucked, States on the coast end up footing the bill and cleaning up the mess.

We have all the ports, most energy sources, the majority of the Nation’s money, and we ultimately have to pay for all your stupid problems you get yourselves and our Country in to.

Also, how do you live in a place that is totally flat?  There is NOTHING there!  I think we should sell Middle America to Canada, they seem to be really good had having a Country with uninhabitable land.

America would be one sweet ass Country without that useless flat land in the middle.

Joelp76, You still suck at life.