Halloween 2008 The Story of Puke Man and throw Up Boy.
The Story spans three years in a row and a story of revenge on a friend. The three years in this story is of three halloween Partys that was a major part of my Party life and a friends one to.
My frirend Jessie told me of this party thats a hush hush Halloween party in a small shit town where the cops turn a blind eye on this party cause 2 to 3 cops are the ones who also go there to have a good time everytime there a party there. It has weed, coverbands, All kinds of drugs and Shit. I first didnt belive him but I decided to go and see if it was true and all that he said was true. There was All kinds of Shit there it was a party goers dream party. There was pussy galore there and all kinds of wicked shit.
They had faces of death on a 50" plasma screan! They had 2 pool tables poker tables there it was like a huge warehouse of shit to do there and it all was the best ever. So i decided (i was 19 at the time) To start getting drunk and hit on the girls. Well After 2 hours of drinking and feeling real good I was invited to the weed section. While in the weed section I tried a few peoples joints. I didnt know that 4 out of 5 joints were laces One was laced with Coke they called it the CocoPuff, The other was laced with Pcp, the other one was laced with xanx(ecuse me for spelling I am not a typing spelling god) and the last one was laced with an Upper Not sure what it was.
Well my head started to spin a bit so I left the room and ran into my other friend Randy who i told about the party but he said he didnt think he was gonna go cause of his old ladie. He was like"Danm I was fucking looking for you dude there this Drink I want you to try!" So i headed to the bar section and he got me 2 yager bombs(yeah it isnt new but in the section where i live it was.) So I took it and Randy and I went looking for a girl or to for some action. Well I found this hottie dressed up as a cop and me and her kicked it off real good we went dancing and She wanted me to have sex in the bathroom with her i was all into it cause she was grinding all over me. Well As I was getting ready to go with her Randy said good luck buddy and slaped my back while i was drinking a beer. I upchucked in my glass So I was wasted I tried to act like it wasnt there and drank my puke and what was left in the beer like i was chugging it. She was like Danm um Maybe we can meet up Later. She left me and everyone that was there called me Pukeman. Word got around the party i was puke man and they made fun of my ass all night(you know when that happends nomater how good you look your fucked for getting pussy) So I left on a very sour note.
Then the next year I promished myself Not to get as drunk or high this year at the party. Everyone but my friends jessie and randy knew who Pukeman was and promished not to speak of it. Well the night was going good and I was getting hammered but Not as bad as I was last year. Idecided to stick with beer and jack and not get to badly off where I made a ass of myself. There she was again as a cop uniform I was dressed diffrently by this time and I started to talk to her she forgot who i was then a light went in my head Damn I might finaly after a year get a chance to get lucky with her. We kicked it off again she and me were drinking partying and she was all over me on the dance floor. My friend randy didnt have much luck playing the feild yet. So I notice ok I was getting a little tippsy So i decided to put water in my cup and told her it was vokka. She was all over me again on the floor and I decided to see how off she was a sugested to go to the bathroom for some fun Female cop/Superman sex(i was superman) Well I started to eat Penuts to soak up the alcohol. Well She was game and When we were going to the restroom I ran into randy again. "Good luck buddy" He slaped my back when i took a drink of water from my glass. It Happened again but i didnt drink the it back up then she knew who I was then the second time in a 2 years i was Puke man again and then you know how it goes from there. No Pussy for Puke man
The third and final year they decided that this was there last time holding the event. I decided I wasnt gonna fuck up this time. I Empty all my bottles of Jack In a bigger liquir bottle and replaced it with coke and pepsi,I put my vokka in a half gallon jug of oj so it be screw drivers for later and filled them up with 7-up. THen my friend who is now my room-mate by then his was the real deal. Jack,Vokka,whiskey,and even his weed was. I was on a mission to get fucked by that same lady that the last two years left me cause of a name Pukeman. So we got there and I decided with my 6 bottles of jack(he matched me on liquir) that me and him were gonna have a drinking contest during the party So i downed my Bottle of Coke(the fake jack) and he downed his after the 2cond bottle we quit so we can have time to remeber shit (lol except me LOL) Well I went on the hunt for her I didnt know her name but I went looking. I couldent find her at all. I heard that she was in a car accident the year after the party and she had died. I couldent belive it I was sad and shocked. So I decided to have a real beer for her shake ike how homie do for the follen ones. Then I get a cellphone call it was randy and he was totaly plastred. Idecided well i was gonna get back at him for the years of party torment like how friends play pranks I decided to have another drinking contest with him.
we dowend 3 more bottles of jack well he did I was still faking it. Well I left to clear my mind cause I felt I was getting clam baked in the place. As I was out side a Police woman came to me and asked me if i knew randy. I was like ok what did he do? He is puking all over some guys car. As I got a better look at her She looked like the girl i was chasing for three years but shorter hair. As soon as I got to him people were calling him Pukeman I stood Up and said "NO I am PUKEMAN for the past 3 years I was the one they expected to puke badly This man Is Throw Up Boy My fucked up friend and partner!" Well after outing myself as puke man I finaly got some vengence against my friend. The funny this was the cop she wasnt around I asjed about her people said this year no one dressed up as a cop cause of the girl who died the one i was looking for. Strange I guess it was her helping me in the end. Well here a few images from the party and Throw up boy. That was the last ever halloween party I ever went to i know i sounds like the end line to Stand by me but I dont give 2 shakes and a fuck on sentmental bullshit LOL enjoy I do have a photo of thow up boys puking on a car but i cant upload it on photo bucket:-( if u want to see it email me Ill send it but the one below is of him before the puke.