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A Secret Operation From AW Smith pt. 1

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So I got a frantic phone call from my aunt.

She was wanting me to prevent my grandmother from voting for Obama.

I think that all politicans are stupid McCain, Palin, Biden, Obama...they are all a bunch of fucking crooked double talking mother fuckers. 

Fuck politics, does anyone know how long the Presidential Race is in France?

The reason my aunt was wanting me to do this was because she makes over 250,000 a year.  And I would just hate for my birthday check to be lowered down a percentage...I mean it is currently $10.  Take a 1/3 of that and thats $6.66!

So I sneak over there in a dark to remove her battery.  I heard something behind me as I was in her driveway at 2 am in the morning.  Before I could turn around, I felt somethig hit me across the back of the head.

"DAMN THIEVES!!!  TRYING TO STILL AN OLD LADYS CADILLAC!!!"

I ran off, and she wouldn't have been able to recognize me anyways because I had a mask on.

My aunt was disappointed that I couldnt get the job done.  She told me to go back, and try again.  As she put it "Do it for your country AW!"

Tonight I will go back over there and attempt another scheme.

TO BE CONTINUED...

~AW Smith

 

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