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Halloween 2008 scaring the shit out of my friends girlfriend

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 One week before halloween my friend Randy (Throwup boy) was away with his friend Josh to see his sister in Floraida. Well he was going out with the ditsy blonde slut you have ever met with big boobies and skinny. Well she was ditsy as hell. She always showed up at his house when he was gone hittin on me and our other friends. Well our friend David had a mini van and where we were the town was a shit town no cops just a grain elevator that had a coke machine. Well I had a scream costume and i had a fake Knife. So I decided since Randys house was just across the tracks from this Pop machine I was gonna Hide behind it in the dark jump out scare the shit out of her and act like i hit David and steal his mini-Van and run away with her in it. David was ready we had it all planed out. So the day came we were ready. She showed up at the house I was across the street.

 

I have had it set up where When Dave said Damn I dont have a quarter for the pop machine He was to yell what the fuck out loud and I was to come out and acted like I stabed him and steal the van with her in it. The time was there I heard david Pull Up and she stayed in the Mini-Van and still talking to him while he riffled throught his pants looking for the quarter. Then he yelled what the fuck out loud And I came out And pretended to stab him but He acted like he was getting killed after a few fake stabs he ran across the tracks I pointed a bloddy Knife toward the Mini-van headlights. She screamed and jumped behind the mini-van wheel and tried to run my ass over. She missed and I jumped in the passinger door I yelled at her GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BITCH get the fuck out! She started to scream and cry all ay once she was wearing a Knited shirt I grabed at her shirt and she like houdini out of it exposing her Boobies She then fell out of the mini-Van while She stil had it in gear I jumped out and started to chase her till I relized the mini-Van was still moving. I ran to the mini-VAn and drove over the tracks and Called her a dirty bitch Ill cut your neck then rape your ass. She was screaming Like the girl in the end of the Texas chainsaw massacuer.(sorry for spelling.) Well She made it to the outside part of My frien randy house she yelled for Help I drove by with the mini-van yelling I am gonna rape you cut bitch. Well Randys brother came down and Saw what was going on and he was freaking out to cause she wouldent cover her breast and they were just flopping around. Finnaly I found david and he got in the mini-van and in the back i changed my clothing.

 

We pulled up like nuttin happened she was still naked taking in toungs telling randys brother that david was dead. Randys bro was like Dont come here drunk or high he told her to get straite now or go home. She was so shaked up she couldent get fine at all. She chaged her shirt ans her Underwear and she couldent stop shaking all night. She thought it was all a nightmare cause We wouldent fess up that we played a joke on her and she just couldent shake it off as a joke she was so sure it was the real deal that she was going nuts. Well year later she was put on Zoloft and other anti-depressants cause her parents thought she was going nuts and shit. We were asked from her Mom about the night we kept mum about it saying she just went crazy that night for no reason that what made her mom put her on zoloft and the other shit. We tramatized her for years.. Btw Randy was gonna leave her when he got back and She amd me Fucked a few times and I got her to belive it never happened cause randy didnt break up with her yet. She was Like a person who got drunk on one bottle of beer I mean thats how bad she was LOL.   

 

 

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