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A Secret Operation From AW Smith pt. 2

Okay so I had to take care of my granny's uneducated political mind, as my aunt puts it, and make sure she didnt vote for Obama.  How much longer is this early voting going on for here in Texas anyways?

Okay so I called my home dog Big J, the biggest slinger of drugs, stolen merchandise, cars, weapons, prostitutes, and Apartment Leasings in San An.  So I called him up and asked him for something that could put my grandma into a deep sleep.

"Man you need some of the ron, that make her old ass nod off like a mother fucker."  he said to me in some weird language I didnt understand.

"Ron huh?  What is that?"  I asked.

"Shit, you a punk ass bitch sometimes man...brown tar homes." Big J

"Oh heroin!" I said.  After a couple of seconds of thinking I decided that was a little to hardcore for her.  "Can I get something that you will see on a commerical for TV?"

"Yeah man I got ya' set." Big J said chilled.

"How much is the damage gonna be?" I asked.

"You write one of my girls a paper for her class then we set." Big J stated.

"Got one on the Evolution of Nuclear Weapons just sitting around man."

I got some lunestra or something and headed over to Jason's Deli.  I needed something like soup to mix the shit with.

I showed up at her door with the "stuff".  She said I was the best grandson in the world for suprising her with lunch.  She sat down and ate it all.  I figured it wouldnt be long now.  I ended up falling asleep on the couch while she watched CNN.  It turns out Big J gave me extra strength Claratin instead of Lunestra.  She got amped a little bit from the chemicals they put in it.  The good news is it cleared up her allergy t juniper for the next 36 hours...yet I failed on the mission of stopping her from voting for Obama.  Damn my aunt asks me to do a bunch of shit.

TO BE CONTINUED...

~AW Smith

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