Halloween 2008 Trick and treating while 27 and running from cops

 So My two children went trick and treating the past two days. Well My wife dressed up in a sexy Nurse outfit and She dared me to go trick or treating with the kids to see how much I would get. So The first house I came up to I got my one son his candy then i said I am also collecting for my other son Jared.(wich the guy name at the first house we went to. LOL he was oblivious to that fact.) I told them he had the chicken pox and had to stay home. The people fell for it And I felt like 12 all over again LOL I finnaly won one over my wife and I was happy Till this pile of parents walked past my wife who was 30 feet ahead of me.The guys were like "damn She can be my head nurse any time!" The were making handjesters on how she will stroke a cock. I went up to the guys and Was like Hey buddy You dont need a nurse for that But you will need a doctor for this. I kicked him in the nuts and punched his face hard.His budies came up and I hit them with my heavey candy bag and started to kick them in the teeth. THe guy I hit was a Sheriff officer cause he yelled outlout I am a cop you asshole and so was them. I looked around and picked my kid up and ran for it.

 So a hour goes by and another asshole said shit about my wife. I asked him Damn she is hot huh he was like I wish I could show here my themonitor. That did it for me I sacked him in the nuts with my candy bag and kicked him in the head with my steel toe boot. He was bleeding everywhere I said to him Yeah thats my wife you fucking perv. Well the cops I beat up was running to that guys aid they were looking for me. HE was on the radio telling me to stay there I was like fuck this I got my wife and kids and got the fuck out of that town. Then tonight in the news they said a masked man attacked sever off duty police officer while they were trick and treating with there kids. I sat back and Laugth. So Ill give it a while before I go back to there town let alone there wal-mart. BUt it felt good getting candy and kicking asses of dickheads that were off duty. I felt like I was 12 all over again LOL.