Taking a Republican funny story
I was in a Small town called Napoleon,ohio and I was at a family video store waiting for a friend to get videos and games. Well i stole opps i mean rented there and havent got a chance to return the games from the place and I wasnt alowed techconaly on the property. So I had to take a shit really bad and a piss. So I seen there was a Obama/Biden campain office that was open tot he public so i decided to ask if I can go to there bathroom. I walked in and asked the Lady if I could use the bathroom. She said I am sorry son but it isnt a public rest room. I got mad So I yelled "Come on I need to take a Republican!" A Republican she said, But sir this is a democrat office.
I looked at her and said I need to drop Johm Mccain Off at the swimming pool and take a Palin as well!. She caught on to it finnaly and the guys started to lol all over. Then the guy behind me said I got to drop John off at the swimming pool to and he is running to get there. We all had a LOL but I still wasnt able to use the potty. So I went to places down and went to the Republican headquarters. The guy said If your voting republican I can use the restroom. After I was done he came up to me with stickers and tryed to pin them on me cause my car was near the front of the democrat headquarters. He said here Wear this on your way out and Vote on Tuesday. I ripped up his sticker and said Sir I have already Voted 2 times in your white voting machine in the back. He said Thats the tolet. I was like I know do you really think our vote counts worth shit? He looked at me as I left I was like If you wanna know who I voted for today It is still in the pot. He gave me this look as I left the building. I lost it on the way home I had to call every Obama suporter what I did. Man the last 3 days been the shit for me LOL