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Yes thats right the USSA....lol we will become russias sister country due to the way the election turned out!  You wait and see what happens in the coming months.  I am just ranting really...I am joking about the whole USSA...but good morning to all of you comrads!!  We are now the new USSA no longer USA and no longer will we have the flag that we have now, it will be turned into something weird and this may sound crazy but we're going to be seeing other "Africa Americans" coming out of the wood works!  I am going to paste something I got in an email to best describe what Obama promises or has promised since he started running.

CIVICS 101 3rd GRADE
I just had to say this. We are worried about "the cow" !  It's all about the Ice Cream

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade in 2008. The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class
president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign
speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We
got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run
for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches Jamie went first. He had specific ideas
about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Every one applauded. He sat down and Olivia came to the
podium.

Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a land slide.

Every time Barack Obama opens his mouth he offers ice cream, and fifty percent of America reacts like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other fifty percent know they're going to have to feed the cow.

So there you have it...it is acually more than 50% of americans are acting like 9 year olds now...so where do you think this country will go!?! 

ALL HAIL THE NEW USSA!

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