How to Fix Things
My plan for a better America:
Step one: Get sworn in.
Step two: Chase George Bush around with really big stick; claim executive priveledge.
Step three: Do not go hunting with Dick Cheney.
Step four: Force the producers of Family Guy to do an episode about me.
Step five: Finally complete that quest in World of Warcraft.
Step six: ...
Step seven: Profit.
Step eight: Commend eBaums for all the quality work they do.
Step nine: Instead of tax break, launch Hot Bikini initiative.
Step ten: Improve edumication.
Step eleven: Outlaw anyone who continues to use L33T, ROFL, or OMG in their speech.
Step twelve: Chase George Bush around with really big stick; claim executive priveledge.
Step thirteen: Leave office having completed all goals. Let next sucker handle the big problems.