Steps On How To Become A Mack Daddy

Dress The Part

Of course, if you want to become a true playa, you will have to dress in flamboyant, flashy clothes to express your strong personality. Ideally, fur should be used. Use lot's of green (the color o' money). If you don't like green, sexy shades of purple are fine as well. And last, but certainly not least, show your wealth with lot's of jewelry.

Get a cool-sounding name.

You will want to take on a name that mothafuckas will respect and remember. My name for instance is Bischop Don Marco Flash A.K.A. Tom Bang Wilsons. You betta recognize!

Keep Your Mack Hand Strong

Work out your backhand on slabs of beef product to ensure maximum efficency against your employees. Striking the meat with force but not so much as to hurt your delicate hand.