Hit it from the back!
I was in the Drive through at Burger King tonight, when i got rear ended by this hott little chocolate mami.
My Highschool flirting instinct kicked in, and all of a sudden i realised it has been a little minute since i hit it, chick-wise.
...Maybe around 4 months, or so.
My Bumper was good, since she hit me at all of 2mph.
I told her she didn't do any real damage, except my car is now really dirty because of her rear-ending me.
She told me she didn't do all of that, started laughing, and asked me if i wanted her to pay for a car wash.
I told her she could wash it in a Bikini for me.
I gave her a hug and got back in my cruiser.
I drove off with my order all screwed up and realizing i need to go get that girl.
She and her friend was already gone, i had cold fries, and thought i should go tell about this in a Myspace blog, or maybe Ebaumsworld.
Nah, Fuck Ebaumsworld!!
Went to Taco Bell, got a Fruitista Freeze, and here i am.
What can ya do?! ...
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