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It's been a while; now, I'm back to write another freestyle blog... I rarely get on the Ebaum nowadays.... I remain in the same state of mind and hope to fulfill selfish desires......................................................................................................

I want my Ebaum family to catch up on my life, just for the fuck of it. I'll start at the end of October/beginning of November: I flew out to New Mexico to see my girlfriend's mom's wedding, my Girlfriend, and to celebrate Halloween with my old friends. My five days were enjoyable ones, though I was in slight dread to regress back to CA. My presence was much appreciated in my return. I smoked-up madly as I ditched my school days in a completely different state! We engaged in loving, physical union. Tears almost fell from my bottom eyelids as I dwelled in joy and reunion! Then, it ended bitterly.......................................

Two weeks have passed and here I am now! School gets as gradually anxious as ever, and it is the anxiety of freedom that provokes my high hopes of a well deserved dismissal. (That probably sounds like the monologue of a fifth grader who proclaimed his scholactics a wretch as well.... But mind not any sentences out of context.) There is, of course, still, this one bitch who is fascinated by my very being, mostly in the sexual realm. My implications are either: she's slutty, or I am just so damn fine that no girl can disregard me. But seeing as that last part is about 97% untrue, we're just going to say that she's skanque'd-out.

*Note: the following is not an exaggeration.*

This chick is always "up on me". She likes to make it seem as though we're a lovey-doveying couple. But that's not the truth. The truth is: she's had about 6 or 7 boyfriends whom she'd all boned, and I am, apparently, the "new meat". She's even actually asked me: "Hey, do you wanna do me?" The most impassible  thing about all this is, mostly, the fact that her current boyfriend is slightly unaware of her many espionages, and sometimes he , literally has to pull his girlfriend off of me. Several times, he hadn't been hanging out with "the group" and that is when "Jazmin" would attempt to get into my pants, but then she'll get all shy with her fingers half-way below my underwear line and walk away in a timid countenance. Then, I'm left standing there with an agitated, half way stiffy, annoyed.

It doesn't matter; I wouldn't bone her anyway. One can only imagine the heavy damage her fuck muffin has been through.................. I have an average size whang, so I don't think I can fill her totally blown, 3lb. cock bearing pussy even with everything I got!...............

All this sounds a bit harsh I know, but maybe I'll have a change of heart if my girlfriend ever wants to go sleeping around while I'm in another state.......

From J_Q, with Love and Psychosis!

jenson_q Uploaded 11/23/2008
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