True Story
At my job they brought Famous Dave's BBQ for all of us. However whenever food comes the line is longer than tickets for U2 concerts. After waiting 15 minutes in line I felt a fart coming on. Figuring that since there were 60 other people waiting in line and none of them would know it was me, I let it out silently. Less than 20 seconds after I let it out the lady behind me exclaimed, "I just love that smell! I wish I could just bottle it up."
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