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Just In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".


(but that's totally the best time to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's: "You could be a winner - No purchase necessary - Details inside".


(the shoplifter special perhaps?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".


(don't use it like that tricky irregular soap.

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On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".


(just a suggestion, of course.

)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down".


(a bit late for that one, dontchathink?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".


(ya don't say???)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".


(but this would save me a whole lotta time, man...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".


(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.

)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".


(good thing I'm taking this stuff to stay awake.

)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".


(as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".


(now THAT is a news flash if I've ever heard one.

)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".


(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".


(But what about the famous Swedish Chainsaw-Ball-Stop event in the Olympics???)

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