No wax hair style

Every time I go to the salon and get my hair done, the stylist pisses me off. I doesn't matter where I go, they always ask my about what kind of products I use. Yes, I use Suave and Head and Shoulders and White Rain and all of that. It matters not what brand I tell them, it's always "the worst". Shampoo? "It has so much alcohol in it that you may as well wash your hair in rubbing alcohol!" Conditioner? "You'd be crazy to put that in your hair! It's the same as floor wax!" Do you think I'm kidding? I'm not. Never fails. They might say it differently, but they all say it. This is the biggest reason why I don't get my hair done often.

Guess what? I have learned how to wax floors at work. I saw that big five gallon bucket of floor wax in front of me, and I thought, "Hair conditioner? Maybe not!" Floor wax is watery, milky white, and has a distinct ammonia smell to it. It really does not resemble conditioner. It is applied to stripped, clean dry floors with a mop. The mop bucket and wringer you use get to be covered with a layer of buildup that resembles plastic. Plastic? In my hair? I looked on the label. Water makes up the greater part of the wax solution, but that seems to all the two products have in common. The next ingredient in floor wax is acrylic polymer. Don't be stupid. You will be very sorry if you put that stuff in your hair. And I wouldn't use hair conditioner on your floors, either.