10 things to do in k-mart

- Put a bag of m&m's on lay-by

- Open a bottle of apple juice and leave a trail leading to the toiletd

- Walk into the change room and after five minutes yell"there's no toilet paper in here!!"

- Hide in clothes racks and when some one is browsing say "pick me Pick me"

- Run around humming the theme to mission impossible

- Ask a slaes person if the have a box big enough to fit a baby in.

- In the garden area, un-bury a plant and go to buy and insist that is how you found it.

- Watch one of the display tv's and just stand there in fits of laughter

- Randomly scream and duck and shout "the flying people are back!!HELPPPP!"

- Sing extremly badly all the way through the shop and smile at everyone