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Definitions of poop


Yes I know this is older than my grandma's saggy tits but this is for shits and giggles.


  • GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.


  • CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.


  • WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.


  • SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.


  • POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.


  • LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.


  • GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.


  • DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.


  • CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)


  • GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.


  • SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.


  • WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.


  • LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.


  • MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.


  • UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.


  • THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a poop!


  •  THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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