“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray" - Madonna

“I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.” - Sean Connery

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” - Billy Crystal

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.” - James Arthur Baldwin

“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love” - Woody Allen

“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither” - Drew Carey

“Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful” - John Wayne

“When a person has sex, they're not just having it with that partner, they're having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years” - Otis Ray Bowen

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams.

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening

And my favorite quote...

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield