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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut
off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to
get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!,"
says his friend. "Medical science is amazing."

Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets
too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg,
puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down
to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical
science is amazing!"

Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly
the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head,
puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see
 his friend but can't find him. He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my
friend? I brought him in yesterday." The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put
his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."

lilcurl Uploaded 06/12/2008
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