The Jonas Brothers.

Seriously?

Like, honestly America?

Could Disney really have found a kid with a singing voice so nauseating that it makes you want to vomit.
No. It doesnt make you want to vomit. Whether or not you want to vomit, you WIILL vomit after listening to this 13 y/o little pussy excuse for the lead singer of a "band" perform.
It pisses me off so much.
Like seriously? That kid? Why him?
I really wanna throw up when i hear him sing.
I want him to audition for American Idol, so Simon Cowell can tear him apart into little pieces. Simon would tear him apart into tiny pieces and eat him, and shit him out and he would look exactly the same.

Good job Disney. You pretty much ruined a whole new generation of music listeners for the rest of their lives. This will affect the kind of world we live in. This will make the world a lot more annoying to live in.

Remember hippies? And punks? And emos? And scenesters?

Yeah, music did that too.

But this will be much, much worse.

Thank you Disney.
Thank you Jonas pussies.

I hope you are happy about what you are doing.

The good news:

This little kid singing in the jonas brothers band tries to add all this grunge to his voice so he will supposedly sound older and more like a rock star.
Luckily, this type of incorrect singing at his age is going to affect the development of his voice and vocal chords.
With the promise of scientifically proven fact and little luck and tons of hope, Mr. Jonas pussy will soon develop several life threatening nodules on his vocal chords which will, in turn, cause him to lose most or all of his abilities of vocal production, and hopefully even breathing problems to last him his whole life long, unless of course he gets surgery or practices voice therapy. For 6 long months 30 minutes a day.
Even if he over comes his vocal nodes, he will either have to learn how to sing the right way, or he will just get the nodes again! Haha!
You're fucked!


Sorry, those commercials really got me worked up.

And that's how I feel about that.