Ok lets see...me and my friends are freakin crazy to say the least, and we have countless storys too tell.

So here it goes. One night were walking around in my neighborhood and there's a graduation party going on. Two of my friends, Nick and Ed , who are the craziest out of us all, decide that we should get wasted and then sneak into the party and get some food. Were hanging out in the creek (a narrow strip of land that goes through 3 towns, that water drains into) and this is were most people my age hang out and drink. So Nick and Ed are drunk and decide that they are too hungry wait for do go to a store and that we must sneak into the party. We proceed to walk to the party and see a group of "skater kids" sitting at the corner and my friends say some thing to them to antaganize them.

We walk up to the house and I say to my friend John, "Should we follow Nick and Ed or should we stay, because im only goin in if you do." And he responds, " F*** no im not goin' in there." So we wait out side while Nick and Ed walk in side. Were stand out front looking into the house through the window and under the curtains I see Nick and Eds legs, at which I was surprized that they sucessfully made it into the house. So we walk around the corner ( since it was a corner house) and look in to the backyard to look for them but all we see is random old people, dressed up nicely. Then, Nick and Ed walk out side from the yard with two plates each, filled with all kinds of dessert food, cake cookies...etc. Suddenly, some big "mafia" looking italian guys comes out side and yells at them saying, "WHO THE F*** ARE YOU...THIS IS MY PARTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" He then grabs Nick around the bicep and tells him to give him the food and "get the f*** outta here." So he takes the food, when all of a sudden four more big Mafia looking Italian guys come running out of the house. They go up to Nick and Ed and ask them for their names and where they lived. Then when the older man is questioning Nick he grabs Nick by the throat. Nick backs out and sprints away with Ed close behind. And when I say "sprint" I mean I never seen them run this fast. The 5 mafia looking guys start chasing after them, but didnt make it far being that they were fat and out of shape. They run up to me and John, two of them holding bats. They start screaming, "WHO THE F*** ARE YOU...NEVER COME BACK AROUND HERE AGAIN." So me and John try to act innocent and deny being apart of it. They guys start to jump into cars to find Nick and Ed. One guy questions the "skater kids" and they rat them out saying which way Nick and Ed ran.

So John and I realize that the kids knew that the kids knew that we were apart of it, and out of fear of getting the shit kick out of us by 5 large mafia italian guys and about 8 skater kids, we sprint out asses off back to the creek.

In the end it makes for a great freakin story and Nick will forever remember the night he snuck into a party, got free food and best of all choked out my a 60 year old mafia guy haha.