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The Different Types of People on Ebaumsworld PART FOUR

#4. The Hater.

 

Everyone knows someone like this. There are many ways to determine if someone is a “hater” but foremost, you can find them in the ‘blog’ section. They always have something negative to say. No one knows why but some experts say it’s caused by  genetic ‘stick up the ass’ syndrome. Normally implanted at birth, these people will go through their entire lives bitching about something. It’s the only happiness they will ever have. In fact, I would wager money that the person will grow up, marry someone, ruin their lives, have children, ruin their lives, divorce, and then end up a lonely, nicotine addicted cat hoarder. Next time you encounter someone like this, take solace in the fact that they will remain alone forever, blaming everyone else for their mistakes only to die and get eaten by the cats.

 

Even after the ‘hater’s’ lame post, they feel the need to defend themselves even more. They never make any sense either- normally something around the lines of “your mom” (which stopped being funny a LONG time ago) or “fucking fag” or “you’re a bitch”. These people need attention to thrive, even if it’s negative. Picture a five-year-old throwing a tantrum. Same thing.

 

These are also the people who try to fill the void in their lives by commenting that they are back from vacation and they wondered if anyone missed them. No. We didn’t miss you. We had bets on whether you had committed suicide, emo.

 

OR, this one is common (and my favorite): “why do all you little children post on this site? It’s pathetic. You could actually go get laid. I’m a 33 year-old business man who makes 70K a year, a smoking hot wife, and I do her all the time”. No you don’t. If you have to brag about it, it’s not happening. If it was, why are you commenting on here instead of having sex? These people have to dream up fantasies because they can’t accept the fact that they are a middle-class, plain, average worker who gets paid a little above minimum wage and isn’t respected by anyone in the office, not even their wives. Their wives are 3’s at best anyway, only offering sex twice a year. Once for his birthday and once on Christmas. If that’s all I got, I’d be a “hater” too.

 

Peace out!

 

PART 5 coming soon…

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