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I think my dog is a pirate!

 

I didnt want to say anything to him but I feel that I need to tell someone the reasons that I believe this to be true.

 

1. He makes noises like “Arrr” “Garr’ and I think he said “Avast” once.

2. He has one eye closed all of the time and his fur looks like a patch over that eye.

3. He kinda wobbles as he walks, almost like he has a wooden leg. I have not confirmed this though.

4. He is always digging as to find/bury treasure.

5. He seems interested in peoples booties.

6.He is very smart and though I have never seen this I have no doubt that he could skipper a ship.

7. He name is Skipper.  Coincidence? I think not.

8. He is fond of parrots. Well actually all birds.

 

Now while all of these things don’t prove that he is a pirate I do find them a strange coincidence.

 

Also i think my cat might be a ninja.

 

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