Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
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@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
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@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day
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@ WORK
You get a break for one meal,and you have to pay for it
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@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
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@ WORK
For good behavior,you get more work
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@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
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@ WORK
You must carry a security cardand open all the doors yourself
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@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
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@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
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@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
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@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
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@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
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@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
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@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
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@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
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@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
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@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
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@ WORK
They are called 'managers'
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THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
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