Before I get any complaints, I should explain that this is not meant to be biased. I understand that men do a lot of things wrong too. However, being a man, I can only express what I see, and what I see is what happens to me.
I take all my examples from my last girlfriend. This relationship ended shortly after it began, for the reason that sometimes, men want to do more than just listen to a woman bitch and complain about every goddamn thing in her life.
For the last three weeks of our relationship, all I ever heard was, "Oh my god, I'm getting so fat! Why are you still with me? I need to lose weight!" Considering this girl was 5'6", and 125 pounds, you can understand my frustration. This girl was skinny as hell (in the good way, not the bad), and the only thing I heard was about her being fat.
The most annoying thing about this girl though, was that she would disregard everything I did or said, would automatically shoot down any attempt I had of trying to do anything, and then complain that we do nothing.
Now, I know that this isn't the biggest deal in the world, but combined with all her other little annoyances, she was just a nuissance to have around. The worst thing is, most of these things were true of my other past girlfriends, and all my buddies can related with their own experiences.
What I'm trying to get at is, women are fucking annoying, and I wish that they would just knock some sense into their goddamn heads. For once, I wish that I could have a girlfriend where I don't need to listen to a bunch of complaining, where I can be myself without having to walk on egg shells so as not to offend her.
Women, smarten the fuck up!