Hey there kids! I sit around in a local chat room a lot and every once in a while an idea strikes me (kind of feels like a brick) that while making me laugh hard enough to warrent worried glances from co-workers they could also do well in an actual marketing scheme. For instance:
I can't believe it's not Jesus!
These crispy rice wafers melt in your mouth! Created in the same style as those silly Catholic bastards make them they're delicious and low on fat. Great with milk!
Or if you're not a fan of the religious right but like to cry and moan about how life beats you down and kicks your dog, you may want to try...
This brand of light fluffy pastry is sure to turn that frown upside down! With a crispy fluffy exterior, these cakes are bursting with strawberry jam. So much so that when you cut them, they bleed!