Other people's hair in your butt crack.
Every now and then I'll feel a tickle in my ass crack (no it's not sperm) . I do what any normal human being would do and scratch. As I scratch I feel some sort of pull or tug up my whole crack, that's when I know exactly why I'm itching. I slowly pull out a 14" long black strand of hair. I don't know about any of you, but hair that is not attached to a head creeps me out. As I gag a little I realize that the hair belongs to my Mom. As I gag even more I decided to get to the bottom of this. I needed to know how these hairs got in my ass crack and taint. I narrowed it down to three possibilities:
1) My mom sneaks in my room at night and pulls one of her hairs out and puts it in my crack.
2) My mom secretly unrolls an entire roll of TP and re-rolls it with her hair in there.
3) She puts her hair in the dryer so it'll stick to underwear and what not.
If I had to put money on it I'd go with number 3, but I have no proof. If I ever figure this out I will let everyone know. Maybe you guys have other possibilities I may not know about. Let me know if you can think of anything else because I really want to solve this mystery. If this happens to you as well let me know as the more incidents discussed, the better chance this case will be "cracked".