What she needs...
I have been going over all the comments creepingjennie has made in the past couple of days, and I have come to a very significant conclusion. It would appear that she needs to get laid. Her husband is working tonight, so I hope she's not too tired when he comes home. Oh hell, I don't care if she's too tired. I did the work this time.
I am RJM, and creepingjennie is going to get jumped.