We have all seen "THAT GUY" somewhere.  Most likely multiple times a day.

Well last night, it was my turn.  Been a long time coming I guess...

Long story short... I went to Walgreens, because my wife had some coupons that would expire on the 14th.  They were $10 off your purchse, period.  But here's the catch, you could only use one per transaction.  I had 3 of them, and I waitied until late to go, so it wouldn't be busy.  I figured I could get 3 girfts for people, and buy each one seperately, thus getting ten bucks off each one, and having individual gift receipts in case they had a problem with the gift.  Good plan, right?

There is noone in the store when I got there and I quickly found my gifts and headed to the register, which was a lonely place... I explained that these were gifts and I needed to ring them up seperately.

The cashier was a pathetic sight.  She looked like she had downs syndrome.  Her face was slightly off in every way, her hair started too far back and was thin and greasy, and the moment she grabbed my first item, suddenly 14 people showed up behind me to check out, of course right after the other cashier took off to do some important Walgeens tasks. 

Now here I am, with a cashier who can't seem to get any item to scan properly.  She can't get my card to be read, she had a problem with the receipt printer.  After each item, she had forgotten there were others and would stare at me like she was thinking of pretty colors.

That's right.  I was "That fucking Guy!".  People had to wait so long for me to check out.  They were doing the classic "loud SIGHS" and tapping their feet.  They were angry as all hell.  I was mortified... But then thought, "Hey, fuck you guys!  I have been in your shoes... it's my turn to annoy, faggots!"

So I wanna see some blogs about when you guys were "That Fucking Guy".

Were you ever THAT GUY who took an insanely long time at the cashier?

Were you ever THAT GUY who didn't pull up far enough in the intersection so everyone behind you would have to wait until the next light to turn left?

Were you ever THAT GUY, who was going 45mph in the carpool lane?

Were you ever THAT GUY, in the drive through that takes ordering and receiving food and turns it into a half-day event?

Come on motherfuckers, I know we have all been there once, whether you realized it at the time or not.  We have all shrunken within ourselves at one point, knowing we were the cause of others' horrible thoughts.

Please tell us about that time in a blog called "That Guy", so I can feel a little better about myself.

We have to make it quick too before ANGIE write a 3 line incoherant blog that ruins it.

Thank you for reading.

Namaste.