Wake Up Call
So I was sleeping happily in my bed at around 7:00am, several hours before I had to wake up, when a text message tears me from my sleep. The number was unfamiliar, and, unless they had just read my blog "Memories," relatively innaccurate. So I thought I would have some fun. This might have been one of those "you would have had to be there situations" or part of sleep depravel, but I found it pretty funny. So here is an exact transcript of what happened:
Stranger: Hey girl
me: Why hello thur
Stranger: How r u
me: Good how are you?
Stranger: Good what u up 2
me: Sleeping in my bed
Stranger: U still in bed
Stranger: What u wearing
me: Boxers and a t shirt
Stranger: No panties
me: No i usually don't wear those...
Stranger: any 1 home
me: Idk if my mom left yet
Stranger: U shave
me: No not yet. I think i will later. My face is kind of rough
Stranger: Your boxers off
me: No there still on. It's pretty cold in my room.
ï¿½(20 minute pause)
Stranger: R u a girl
Stranger: no no u r not so y r u playing games not happy with who u r
me: I thought i made a friend
Stranger: Get help kid!!
me: I put on my robe and wizard hat
stranger: Go away
me: You're the one who woke me up and started talking dirty. Do you usually do that to strange men?
stranger: Listen i was try to talk 2 a friend u miss lead me what ever happen 2 sorry wrong number u always miss lead people just 2 make friends
me: I never miss lead you. I told you what i was wearing, and that i hadn't shaved. I said i don't wear panties. I haven't lied about anything.
stranger: I text hey girl u r not a girl
me: I never said i was. I was just excited to talk to someone. I never get to anymore.
stranger: Now never text me again
me: Ugh i thought talking to you for an hour would mean something :( but if you're going to be Mr. Cranky pants i'm going back to sleep.
I am curious, though, as to who gets that personal with someone whose number they aren't 100% sure on. Either way, I've kept his number in hopes of more laughs down the road.