Never eat at Burger King

For the love of all things good never eat there, anytime I go there something bad always happens to me.

Time one, I go in and have a Burger, everythings fine. I go to bed and start throwing up randomly, not a nice night for all.

Time Two, a Burger again, same results as above, this time I make it to the toilet bowl.

Time three, yesterday, I had a Burger, nothing else, havent slept since, well I say that went to bed had a nightmare about my best friend being eaten by a Werewolf, havent slept since.