Howdy!

I've been getting some comments and PMs that indicate that I must somehow view myself as "hardcore". While I really don't care what most of you think, I do hate the accusation as I cannot stand anti-psuedo-hardcore people. I appreciate that the blog section isn't a personal bulleting board, I MUST stress unto readers that I am about as hardcore as the cast of The Golden Girls.

Here's a breakdown of the average day in Haus Danzig:

I usually awake from 8:00am to 2:00pm, before showering and brushing my teef (only if I feel frisky). Then I feed the cat. Thereafter, it is daily job-hunt time. After about ten minutes of job-hunting, I commence "special time". Special time consists of watching Father Ted shows with my cat while drinking tea. Usually, this extra-awesome rollercoaster of thrills lasts until I pass out in the early morning. Even better, I do all of this while wearing big, fluffy slippers that are shaped like tigers.

Don't believe me? Here's what I did so far today:

12:00pm - Time to mother-fuckin' wake up!

1:00-1:45pm - Well deserved nap.

1:45-3:00pm - Daily Aquateen Hunger Force appreciation period.

3:00-4:30pm - Half-heartedly working out.

4:30-present - Watching Stalag 17 (amazing film) with my cat (amazing cat) while eating garlic bread (fucking amazing).

Near future - More movies, reading, and sleeping.

So hopefully anyone questioning my bad-assed-ness (?) now understands that I'm a boring dude who cannot even possibly aspire to be "hardcore" (unless boringness is somehow hardcore). So next time Danzig is sounding as though he might be hardcore, just remember that he is wearing ridiculous little-kid slippers.