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TODAY I WENT TO MALL WITH MY SLUTS .THEY INVITED ME AND THEY KNOW I EXPECT THEM TO BUY ME SOMETHING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A JOB. BUT THEY DIDNT GET ME SHIT!! I EVEN GAVE THEM HINTS, LIKE I SAW THESE REALLY CUTE EARRINGS AND I WAS LIKE 'OMG HOW CUTE ARE THESE ONLY $15" AND THEY BE LIKE "I SAW THOSE EARINGS AT WALMART FOR LIKE $5 BITCH PUT THAT BACK".. I BACKED OFF CUZ THERE MEXICAN HOES AND THEY CAN FUCK ME UP BUT IN MY HEAD I WAS THINK 'FUCK THESE BITCHES I HATE THEM ALL'. I DONT EVEN LIKE THEM IAM JUST LONELY. THE ONLY SHIT THEY BAUGHT ME WAS STUPID FRUIT SHAKE AND IT WASNT EVEN GOOD AND THEY WASTED THERE MONEY CUZ I WANTED A SPRITE. ANYWAYS SO WE WENT TO HOTTOPIC AND I WAS LIKE FUCK THIS IF THEY DONT BUY ME SHIT IM GONNA USE THE FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT .... SO BEING A LITTLE SNEAKY BITCH I WAITED WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING AND STARTED THROWING RANDOM SHIT IN MY PURSE BUT I FORGOT TO RIP THE TAGS SO WHEN WE WERE LEAVING THE STORE THE ALARM WENT OFF!!! I HATE CONFRONTATION !! I WAS SOO FUCKING SCARED TO DEATH!! I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO JAIL OR SOMEONE WOULD JUMP OUT AND SHOOT ME!! AND I WOULD DIE. BUT THANK GOD THE WORKER GUY WAS LIKE 'SORRY ITS BEEN DOING THAT ALL DAY' AND MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE WHATEVER BUT THEY DIDNT KNOW I JUST JACKED THEM HAHAAHHA. I WAS SOOO FUCKING SCARED AS WE WERE WALKING OUTSIDE I FELT LIKE 'HELL FUCKING YEAH 'I DID IT I DID IT' I WAS FULL OF ADRENELINE AND IT MADE ME HORNY FOR SOME REASON. AND I HAD TO GO PISS REALY BAD SO I WENT HOME AND NOW I GOT 2 OF THOSE EXPENSIVE LIPGLOSSES, LIQUID EYELINER AND 2 SHADES OF NAILPOLISH BLACK AND SHINY. I M A P.I.M.P AND I AM NEVER HANGING OUT WITH THOSE CHEAP HOES AGAIN.

angie111 Uploaded 12/21/2008
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