as we all know only the best actors can appear in a pornographic film. the level of acting ability in these cinematic gems is above and beyond anything that hollywood regurgitates. i would love to hear what you consider the best lines uttered in any porno you have viewed to date. i will start us off with some background leading up to and including the line which i feel is the best to me. i dont remember the title of this masterpiece, but the scene will be remembered for my lifetime.

a busty blond and a brunette with an exceptionally large rear are sitting on a couch.

B. blond: "where is John? he was supposed to meet us for lunch a half hour ago! i"m starving!"

Horse assed brunette: "i know! well, why dont we start lunch without him?"

grins spread on both womens faces and lead to the inevitable lezbo scene. done tastefully, of course. just at the perfect time, our hero John walks in on the hot lezbo action all ready in progress.

John: "looks like you ladies started lunch without me."

Bubble butted brunette (the blond had her mouth occupied): "we got tired of waiting for you! we were hungry."( giggles then moans)

and here it is the line of the century........

John "WELL I HOPE YOU GIRLS AREN'T VEGITARIANS, CUZ ALL I BROUGHT WAS MEAT!"

BAAAAA-ZING! wow, that was amazing! i remember sitting there, dick in hand, laughing my ass off. it killed the mood and i never watched that tape again, but i didn't even care.

what's your most merorable line?