Sex,Drugs,Crackers, and Oreos Tales from the cookie side 3
Long and awaited This I know that I promished you the other day but got caught up in stuff. Knowing i said sex it would catch your eye. Here is more stories that will make you LOL,Chill you to the bone about eatting cookie/cracker again and make you feel akward.
As my time as working as a Q and A/Baker/Line Leader inspector I ran into a lot of crazy things that sound unreal but sure as the sun is Yellow it is all the truth. One story comes to mind was a Blond girl named Shelly. She was the slut of the factory.(they didnt call it the Nookie cookie factory for nuttin) Shelly was 21 years old she lad long blond hair and looked like that girl from Charles in charge Nichole eggbert I think her name was. She had Tits as big as watermellons. (remeber her tits cause she is in another story in this section) She was what we called BlowPop. She would give head like it was going out of Style. I know cause I went to the bar after work once and meet up with her amazing Lips lol. Well she had a Boyfriend who was really not with it. She was a slut but he kept playing it off like people were lying to her. Her boyfriend happened to be a friend of mine and I even told him she isnt a good girl to be with. The old saying hits to mind "cant make a Hoe into a Housewife." Well I got called to a part of the factory that is hardly used. The basement is used for storage of machines and other things that are not in used. Well I didnt know it was also her lunch time Blowjob Place.
Well I knew she was messing with a guy in my department for the past 3 weeks and he would always make a comment about how she and he would sneak off during lunch and She would give Denny(was his name) a blowjob. Well the man I was talking about was named Steward.(her boyfriend/My friend) Well Some how during the 2 weeks before christmas the factory was working on a skeleton crew. Not much cookies are made during this period as the factory needed it yearly Clean,Repair and paint Job. I was in charge of 2 crews of painter. We needed to repaint the warning lines in the factory for OSHA. I sent Stew with 3 others down to the basement to retreve the red Paint and yellow paint we needed. It was always down in the basement cause OSHA said to keep the paints far away from the food lines. I got a code Blue come across My radio/Code indicator. I was thinking it was a mess up on someones end. So I really didnt take it seriously cause all day they were testing the radio and light system. Then 3 mins later I got called on my cellphone to go to the Basement and call emt's. I ran to the basement which was about 1/2 miles from where I was. I arrived to see Stew with blood all over his outfit. In his hand was a rubber mallot and he looked at me saying I should have listened to you steven. I walked over to the room thinking 'Shit I am the only one here and there probaly 2 dead people in the next room and I was probaly gonna be the third one." When I walked in the room there was the two Covered....With Rasbery filling. They were on there asses covered with Rasbery Filling that was stored in the basement cooler for Use later on. Denny with out his pants and Shelly Scared shitless. The story was Stew heard noises with another person while down in the basement. they peeked in the peek holes and seen Denny getting a blow Job. Shen she backed up he seen it was his girl and he went nuts. He grabed the Rubber mallot and Went in the place Screaming and hollring. He went to hit Denny with the hammer and Denny ducked as he did the hammer hit the boxes of Rasbery filling and it exsploded the box causing it to shoot out the rasbery filling everywhere.
Stew though he had Killed Denny but in reality when he ran all it was is the Rasbery filling that looked like blood all over the place. Denny got fired for misconduct at work. Stew was put on a week unpayed off and Shelly was just wrote up(you know she had to do alot of blowing to keep her job.) Still to this day I will never eat Rasberry without thinking of that day.
THe day Of the Nipples
Remeber I told you to remeber Shelly's Huge Breast. Well The last day She worked for the factory was one of the goryest days Yet. Shelly started to come to work drunk and High. I told her as a some what friend to quit showing up to work like that cause As being a big wig in training If the factory knew that I knew she was in a state like that it could mean my Job. Well one day while at factory B (the one where the guy died on the shitter in story one.) She showed up in a tight work shirt that exsposed her belly Button Ring and chain. I told her to take it out cause I didnt have time to send her to the uniform room which was 5 miles away in factory A. She told me she did and when she returened to the line I didnt see the ring and was ok with it cause she still met up with factory codes.(for factory b anyhow.) I was 10 hours into my 12 hour shift when I was called to line 1b. Red and code was blaring. I was tired myself so that sent a scare down to me knowing she was on that line. I arive to a bloody mess. She defied me and Put her Belly button ring back in her bellybutton hole. Well while lunch time came she put her chain that was connected to her nipple rings and reconected it to her bellyring. Well the chain was to long and when she went to push dough the chain got caught in the Machine. Then the machint ripped her ring out and the chain pulled her nipples and her face into the machine. the safty gards turned on and saved her face but the machine Ripped her nipple rings out. When I arrived she was knocked out with blood all over her face and Breast areas. She was fine after 2 hours of sugery to repair her nipples and bellybutton section. I was brought up on Endangerment of workers charges. I had a good lawyer and Fought my case and Won. She Testified against me but I had other workers about 5 testify I told her she was infraction of the codes and she needed to get right before working. She was tested for drugs and found she was indeeded intoxicated. Cause at the time any work related accident you get tested automanicaly.
The Heroin Needle accident.
We had a worker who was addicted to Heroin. We sent him to rehab and it worked for a year. One day I was called in the bathroom for a person was screaming in the restroom. As I opened the door there was the Man (cant say names) Screaming for help. I looked at his arm and seen a Makeshift needle that he made out of metal thin tubeing that fills cookies was stuck in a vein. What happened was he made one out of it cause he got some Heroin before he came to work. He said he made the needle to inject himself. Well somehow he went to the back restroom where no one goes and he was in the middle of what he was doing when some one walked in on him. It scared him so bad He pushed the makeshift needle in tofar and he couldent pull it out. On top of that he was sold bad shit and he was flip tripping. I didnt know what to do So I screamed out loud like a banshee and ripped the needed from his arm and took off my workshirt to cut the cirulation off so it wouldent kill him. that sucked balls!
The Homo love in the dough.
There were two homosexuals one name Tom the other named Sam. Well Tom had a bad heart condition and was Married and had two kids. Sam was just a Transexual who if I didnt know was a Man would easly pass as a woman. One hot Summer day I was called to the shipping and reciving office for a possible death in the factory. I arived in the section with my team of 3 and seen the sight of my life. Tom being heavey as much as 400 lbs was blue and his Penis was in Sam's ass. He had a Heart attack while having sex with Sam. Sam was then with the dick in his ass and the 400+ weight on his was being crushed to death. My crew was in shock and awe on what was going on I told them Look that is a humanbeing even if this is awkward and gross we have to treat the situation with the upmost responce. My crew pulled Tom off of Sam and My cew had gave Tom CPR which he layer recovred. Sam Suffered from Broken ribs and a ass tear. When I last heard Sam and tom are together after the divorce from Tom;s wife. I guess it be embarassed to if I was him and caought in that situation. Imagine the report I had to file. Caught two men in Shipping and reciving having sex and a heart attack. I wrote Tom was shipping and Sam was receving. I got LOL at for that LOL
I dont care for the spelling or grammar. But these stories are true just remeber when you eat a cookie from the store there is always a good story behind it lol. Till next time