Ok, Ok, I'm giving you guys a pic. Yea, I know, none of you can wait. As I said before, I only have drunken pictures of myself, not a real good picture subject. And as I said before, I cannot upload pics at all, so heres the link to one of better drunken photos. I'm gonna try and get a more recent one.

 Also, due to my insecurities, let me clear some things up.

a. I do not wear hats. Ever. This is not my hat.

b. I do not wear sunglasses.

c. THis is back in the days of my long hair. I know it's hard to believe, but I look better now.

Enjoy, and Ladies, try not to masturbate too much.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7712/dandrunk2cn8.jpg

*Edit* I realize now how many attractive people there are on EBW. Shit.