How not to put things in your butt...
Okay, I was going to leave well enough alone, but some things you just have to take a second look at. While scanning a friend's webpage, I followed a link that brought me to a page dedicated to Rectal Foreign Bodies. I put the link on eBaums under http://www.ebaumsworld.com/elinks/view/80501069/ and debated if it belonged under mature status or not (I decided to play it safe and went that route.)
But honestly, if you want to have one of those 'well, hell...then my life is kinda normal' moments then just visit this page.