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what the fuck is a blog

who in god's name created this word? i look at it as an easy way for teens and emo queers to complain about their lives, but why call it a blog? does each letter correspond with a real word? for instance, "b"; boring, bitchy, bribe, bellowing, blow, believe, bunk, bang, buck, bewildered, bing, bong, butt, but, bring, bastard, baseball, basketball, botch, BASF, Barack, Bin-Laden, backwards, bigfoot, bad, badabing, buy, by, bye, bi-sexual, brat, bitch, and the list could go on if i felt like it. this brings me to "l"; life, liberty, lavender, lesbian, little, lick, love, laugh, long, linger, lose, loose, lump, lethargic (sp?), latitude, longitude, lines, livid, lacking, lease, lost, limbo, last, and to round it out.....log. now we have tip-toed to the wonderful letter "o"; orgasm, original, oreos, osteoporosis, over, on, off, oh, obama, organize, ok, osama, (last five sounded like the end to a letter), ovaries, organism, originate, octagon, octopus, ovulate, ozzy, osbourne, ooohhh. "g"; go, get, graduate, great, goof, gamble, gobble, grass, griffen, griffendore (sp?), giant, giggle, grasp, ground, gay, gentle, god, (ha ha! "grasp the ground you gay, gentle, god!"), genital, golf, gargantuan, groove, groovy, groovin', gosh, and the ever present language of the ukraine, gobbly-goo. with these words, four of them have to have something to do with this new age word. here is what i chose.

boring, little, original, graduate,

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