sigh My first embarrassing naughty experience
So, I was telling a fellow ebaumer about my first mortifying sex experience, and he said to make it into a blog so everyone else can laugh about it as well. Please, feel free to laugh... I giggled after the fact, too.
Usually my sex encounters go relatively smoothly... I've never really had any bad or embarrassing stories - UNTIL! Jay*
This was a boy I had been seeing for about a month (After knowing him for over 2 years... he was a manager at the place where I change my oil.) Well, we had decided to take a spur-of-the-moment trip to Daytona around 2am. When we got there, we were the only people on the beach... it was slightly chilly so we wrapped ourselves around eachother to keep warm... oh, so romantic! Well, since it was our first time being "intimate" with one another, we decided it would be best to go back to my car since sand gets uncomfortable when it finds your naughty bits and being caught by a beach bum would scare me hah
So here we are, parked in a remote motel parking lot in my tiny Toyota Yaris Hatchback, about to get down and dirty! I'm all revved up and ready to go, so we tear eachother's clothes off and get things started. Things were going pretty well until I started going down south. While I was on my knees in my seat and he was sitting in the passenger seat, my ass somehow bumped the horn. A pathetic little *BEEP BEEEEEP* shocked us, but we laughed it off and kept going. Then, as I was moving to straddle him, I accidently hit the wiper blades, which made a wretched *SCREEEEECH SCREEEEEECH SCREEEEECH* Again, we laughed it off and kept going. When we were finally about to experience penetration, I adjusted myself to get better leverage, and the worst happened. My left knee slipped into the crack between the car seat and the door (And got stuck!!), and my right knee, trying to catch me, ended up landing right on his "mini Jay*!"
Mortified, and scared by his loud "AHHHHH!!!!!", I started getting flustered. I couldn't for the life of me get my left knee unstuck, and him wriggling around in pain trying maneuver out from under me didn't help much either. Finally, sick and tired of being calm and collected, I just opened the passenger door at the same time he lifted me off of him, causing me to fall onto the pavement butt naked. I immediately rushed back into the car at which point he says, "I think there's a security guard over there watching us."
Needless to say, we left without even getting all of our clothes on. The hour and a half ride home was awkward, to say the least.
So yes, this is my embarrassing naughty experience =/ lol
* Some names have been changed to protect identity.