Come to Germany some time.
So I was walking around some German town in Bavaria, on vacation. Man, let me tell you, some of the hottest women in the world are here. I think I'll take one back with me.
All the stone path ways, wind through half timber buildings. I decided to go through this strange ally way, that if it was in the states, you wouldn't go through. It led to a clearing of stone work, made by some past away artist that no modern person could replicate. A proud tavern stood in the middle of it, with a sign that read "Hofbrauhaus". So I was thirsty and hungry from all the walking and train riding.
As soon as I got in there, I heard that oompa-loompa music. And there were these hot ass chicks walking around with those big ass beer steins. And drunk fat Germans cheering. Omg they had some big ol titties, and wide smiles. You know with the liederhosen. Long story short, it was friggen awesome. Man sized beer, these huge pretzels, and hot women carrying it to you. Omg it's heaven there.